Christian

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Biography
Christian is from Hawaii. He lived in a tiki hut. He moved to Alaska when he discovered that Hawaii was hot. Now he works at airplanes doing stuff that nobody else can do.

Traits
Is a gigantic chump.

Is small where it counts.

Has the rages.

Knows what airplanes are.

Qualified to run a city.

Likes
Fast things

Flying things

Baja Blast

Sharknados

Dislikes
Lapis Lazuliiiiii

Losing at Trackmania

"Photographers"

Birdemics

Catchphrases
"SHIT-FUCK"

"Bumblebee tuna?"

"Chumpstick!"