Zoe

The Zoe (/əˈpɒsəm/) is a marsupial of the order Didelphimorphia (/daɪˌdɛlfɪˈmɔːrfiə/) endemic to the Americas. The largest order of marsupials in the Western Hemisphere, it comprises 103 or more species in 19 genera. Zoe originated in Alaska Forests and entered North America in the Great American Interchange following the connection of the two continents. Their unspecialized biology, flexible diet, and reproductive habits make them successful colonizers and survivors in diverse locations and conditions.

Biography
Raised in the forest by animals, Zoe wanders the land in search of Peas, Corn, and Terrible Shipping Choices. Escaping from the Heavens Gate cult, she now walks the land as a filthy heathen. This is not nearly an adequate enough bio and requires much more detail, but I haven't had enough coffee for that.

Traits
Fussy

Baby

Might be a Possum

Smol

Likes
Tall gays

Frozen Vegetables

Dinner (Wine)

Alcohol

Small Animals

Crab

Dislikes
Neckbeards

Religion

Malcolmposts

Getting hit by the Dab

Quick Mafs

Catchphrases
"You can't! I'm too quick!"

* Upset stuttering*

"Oh no!!"

"Jason stop!"