Rory

Rory is the ChumpMaster. His favorite past-times are being a chump, chumping it up, training in the fine arts of chumpology, and of course, finger painting. His favorite foods include Dr. Pepper, Cake flavored stuff and the woefull tears of his friends and enemies.

Biography
In West Austin Texas, born and raised. In Barton Springs is where he spent most of his days. Chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool and just tolerating Marlon, wiping up his drool. When a couple of mexicans, they were up to no good. Started mowing lawns in Rory's Neighborhood. He got in one cholo fight and Darrel got scared, and said "You're moving to Alaska with my wife Mrs. Adair. Rory whistled for a cab and when it got near, it said 333-8000 for pizza, Moose's Tooth for Beer. If anything, I could say this this place has clear air - but Rory thought "eh, whatever" Anchorage is my new lair. He pulled up to Darrel's house at like 7 or 8, and he yelled to the cabbie "Yo Faggot, I'm good at video games..." he looked at his kingdom, he was finally there. To sit on his throne - a comfy new office chair.

Traits
Plays every single video game ever

Probably sells drugs to kids

Can find something to bitch about in any situation

May or may not actually be a Jogo

Likes
His kids

His boi

WWE dances

The Jogo

Threatening you

Dislikes
Protesters

This nonsense

Riding to hell

Warm weather

You

Catchphrases
"Live forever, never die!"

"Can I just go?"

"Leeson Fawker."

"Christian has a tiny penis."

"If you do that again, I will literally pee IN you."

"See you later fuckers!"

"I will read of your death in the paper, and I will LAUGH."

"Fight me"

"You are going to die alone"