Chris



Chris is a native. Any and all native jokes apply. (Warning: He may kill you for making native jokes.)

If Rory is up to some kind of sneaky cheeky bullshit, there's a pretty good bet that Chris is there wreaking just as much havoc among the helpless. It could be said that Rory would not be the destruction causing bastard he is today without the help of Chris.

Biography
Chris was born in a teepee in a native village. He learned to hunt with bow and arrow while smokum peace pipe. Drinkum da fire water. He move to Anchorage and continue smokum peace pipe and keep drinkum da fire water. Dont push him.

Traits
Master of Voodoo smoke magic

Is AFK while you are healing

Only known master of Village-Juice Alchemy

Likes
Smoking cancer

Mr. Rory

Gaming

The Jogo

Your belt

Tim-Booty

Dislikes
Just about everything

Justin's gay shit

Catchphrases
"What the fuck is this?!"

"lawl"

"Gonna go smoke my cancer"

"But Mr. Rory!"

"You like meeeennnn"

"Afk you heal"

"Give me your belt"